Behemoth Barnacle (Lagoon Specimen #25)

$60.00

These massive arthropods have been accumulating under the family pontoon boat. Intern Keith keeps trying to suppress their production by spraying them with Baja Blast, but that sorta triggers them to spawn like Mogwais. We had to resort to just scraping them off so we could resume our sunset booze crui- - I mean, evening science debriefs.

Fortunately, they make a classy and environmentally friendly alternative to solo cups. Fascinating.

12 oz,

4 x 4 x 4.5 in

(25/25)

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These massive arthropods have been accumulating under the family pontoon boat. Intern Keith keeps trying to suppress their production by spraying them with Baja Blast, but that sorta triggers them to spawn like Mogwais. We had to resort to just scraping them off so we could resume our sunset booze crui- - I mean, evening science debriefs.

Fortunately, they make a classy and environmentally friendly alternative to solo cups. Fascinating.

12 oz,

4 x 4 x 4.5 in

(25/25)

These massive arthropods have been accumulating under the family pontoon boat. Intern Keith keeps trying to suppress their production by spraying them with Baja Blast, but that sorta triggers them to spawn like Mogwais. We had to resort to just scraping them off so we could resume our sunset booze crui- - I mean, evening science debriefs.

Fortunately, they make a classy and environmentally friendly alternative to solo cups. Fascinating.

12 oz,

4 x 4 x 4.5 in

(25/25)